Sub specie Absolutus - Under the aspect of Absolute

"AHA" and "HAHA" reactions (b)

1. How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? 

2. How far can a dog run into the forest? 

3. What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages? 
(Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual. 
What do you call a person who speaks two languages? 
(Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual. 
What do you call a person who speaks one language? 

4. Why do zero envy eight? 

5. Why did God create the man before he created the woman?







  1. A One. Because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
  2. Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
  3. An American!
  4. Because its wasp waist.
  5. The answer that men give:
    To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
    The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!





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