1. What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
2. What has a neck, but no head?
3. Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
4. What can't be used until it's broken?
5. What do tigers have that no other animals have?
6. Why do birds fly south in the fall?
7. Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
- It's a girl. She's my daughter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
- I'm not...