A young soldier who came home on leave
was telling his folks about his military life.
Suddenly he stopped to look with interest
at four pretty girls coming down the street.

His mother gave a nudge to the father.
«Look how our little boy has grown»,
she gasped. «He was never interested
in girls before the Army».
Meanwhile their son watched the girls intently
until they were out of sight,
then turned back and announced: